{"id":441,"date":"2021-03-29T12:21:54","date_gmt":"2021-03-29T19:21:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.h2ak.com\/?p=441"},"modified":"2021-03-29T12:21:54","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T19:21:54","slug":"mutiny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/?p=441","title":{"rendered":"MUTINY!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve had a MUTINY!<\/h1>\n


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George had been grumbling that he hadn’t been getting his due. I had thought I had appeased him with some banana nut bread flavored Cliff bars, but here I am, tied up in the hold. He’s running around on deck, swinging my R2AK Pocketknife around like it’s a sword, trying to find a good plank for me to walk.<\/p>\n

I’ve heard his demands, and in the interest of my own safety, I’ve decided to capitulate.<\/p>\n

First, he’s demanding I change the name of the sailing team. So, Team Hodge is no more.<\/p>\n

We’re now Team Monkey Fist.<\/p>\n

Because after you make all your wishes on that cursed monkey’s paw, you’re left with a fist and the horrible unintended consequences.<\/p>\n

It also makes George recall that time he got his hand stuck in a coconut some one drilled a hole in and on the end of a string. He still doesn’t know what was inside, but swears it was shiny and worth grabbing.<\/p>\n

Second, he’s demanding a new logo. I’ve asked my wife to come up with one and I hope she comes thru with the ransom.<\/p>\n

In other news, We’re also looking to add to the crew.\u00a0 George is taking applications for a third crewmember for WA360.\u00a0 We’ve got the boat and if you’ve got the time, let me know and we’ll talk.<\/p>\n

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We’ve had a MUTINY! George had been grumbling that he hadn’t been getting his due. I had thought I had appeased him with some banana nut bread flavored Cliff bars, but here I am, tied up in the hold. He’s running around on deck, swinging my R2AK Pocketknife around like it’s a sword, trying to Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":985,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teammonkeyfist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}